The Rage Of Venom
Amazing Spider-Man Vol. 1 #378 (June 1993)
Art by Mark Bagley, Randy Emberlin & Bob Sharen
Words by David Michelinie
The human brain is an amazing organ. It functions 24 hours a day from the day we are born and only stops when we are taking an exam or fall in love.
TIME FOR A CAT PARTY
HUMAN DANCE WITH US
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shout-out to that tumblr user that you can’t believe follows you
my life is a vicious cycle of trying to get my shit together but failing
the jaeger graveyard, in oblivion bay, and the corpses of fallen jaegers, tacit ronin, horizon brave, and romeo blue
#just think about the fact that each one of those giant broken robots #represents a pair of dead jaeger pilots #who died trapped in each other’s heads #feeling each other’s terror pain and sense of failure at holding off the kaiju (via analogized)
#and if you think about it #that makes stacker pentecost and chuck hansen at the bottom of the ocean #a continuation of a jaeger pilot tradition #of holding the line no matter what #of self sacrifice #and probably also the realisation of both stacker pentecost and herc hansen’s worst nightmares #stacker leaving his daughter in a jaeger and not knowing if she’ll come out safely #and herc seeing his son pull the self destruct #just like he always pictured himself doing one day #where would you rather die: here or in a jaeger #tell me that for the first gen pilots #the answer could be anything else other than in a jaeger (tags via analogized)
someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen Monoxide” and alot of people panicked
Dihydrogen - (two hydrogen)
Monoxide - (one oxygen)
some guys almost got arrested for telling people there was water in their taps.
film critic grades movies on how many literal stars they have in them
there needs to be a word for this kind of phenomenon when anything kinda weird is posted someone asks if they’re high or when anyone makes a post about nash grier someone mentions hair
why do americans start their school years in the middle of the year that makes no fucking sense
when else should you start school????
like a REGULAR HUMAN
BECAUSE WE NEED SUMMER OFF TO PLANT AND HARVEST OUR VALUABLE CROPS BEFORE THE FIRST FROST HITS AND OUR FAMILIES DIE BECAUSE WE DIDNT FILL OUR SHED WITH PICKLED FOOD